The Michael Berry Show.

I played you drunk, Dade feeling,

reading the remarks the Democrats wrote for him,

the Democrat House parliamentarian,

as to why Tony Tenderholt is not allowed to speak

during house sessions.

And I want you to know I feel bad.

I referred to drunk, Dade feeling as Otis,

the town drunk from Andy Griffith,

and that was uncalled for.

The man does not deserve that comparison.

Imagine what that must feel like.

Imagine you went and bought yourself a new horse.

You're so proud of that horse

that you ride into town to show her off.

People gather around to ask

if that's drunk, Dade feeling.

I got to think that sort of hurt.

I would like to officially apologize to Otis and the horse.

Yes, Ramon, I am aware that he's a fictional person.

Be that as it may, it was uncalled for of me,

and I'm man enough to admit it.

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