Drugs & Dogs (w/ Eric Edelstein)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

'She saved me in her phone as 'Eric Weirdo". Eric Edelstein (Jurassic World, American Dad) shares the story behind meeting Jess, his lovely dog grooming wife. Him and Nicole also discusses how to smuggle a dog into the country and their drugs of choice, including the time Nicole accidentally did meth. Plus, a round of audience questions about: how to get out of bad dates, finding motivation to workout, is it okay to date your ex-bf's ex-bf, and more! This was recorded live in San Francisco. Need more Nicole Byer? Check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus will be watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:08.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why.
0:24.0	Oh, hi, hi, hi.
0:26.0	Oh, wow.
0:30.0	Oh, yes.
0:32.0	Thank you so much for coming out to the live episode.
0:35.0	Wow, wow, she's dating me.
0:39.0	It is a podcast or me, Nicole Byer,
0:41.0	tries to figure out how I'm still single,
0:44.0	even though you could give me a slice of pizza,
0:48.0	peel off the cheese, wrap it around your dick,
0:50.0	put it back on the bread.
0:52.0	Oh, hi, hi.
0:56.0	And I'll still eat it.
1:02.0	Oh, boy, I'm truly running out of these little things to say.
1:06.0	Okay, so my guest today, I'm going to introduce him.
1:11.0	Okay, he's got a lot of credits and it's really exciting.
1:14.0	Okay, so he's been in Jurassic World.
1:16.0	He's been in Hotel for Dogs, which is my favorite credit.
1:21.0	He's been in the Caribbean, Fusiasm.
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