Your facial hair is an abomination.

Really? I've always wanted to look like Zoro. I forgot my racer when I came out here, so I've been growing a beard myself. Oh, you look good, buddy. This is Fan Drew, a fan that was once in the July 4th video. A couple years ago? We can't pivot off the subject of your face right now this quickly. Drop your mic and let the people see what you did.

Oh, yeah.

This is, uh, guys, this is my new full-time look.

Full-time look, this will, uh, be how I look from now on.

So if you have a problem with it, I don't care.

When I came in and your hair was down, it was much, much worse.

Mm-hmm.

You looked like you were mid-transition, maybe past the midway

point, maybe three-quarters of a mile, maybe pulling into the hotel parking lot of your destination.

Oh, wow, which is what, the waiting room before the old cock goes goodbye?

Bottom surgery. I like how they call it bottom and top surgery. I think I would dominate as a trans woman as much as I would dominate as a male, you know, in this world. After getting your bottom surgery, you'd be a top? Yeah, dude. I would be like, uh, I would be in all the trans, like, well, probably the shows. What are are they called the uh i probably do one of

those breakfast shows where the trans go and they dance that is the last time i want to see

really any sexual display right but especially that kind is while i'm eating eggs benedict at

nine a m with a hangover oh yeah i i would love it if just families were surrounding me and I was just

fucking doing a number. Maybe flash dance with the water, like it just gleams on me and then

I'm just waving my hair around Danny. I mean, I'd have a great time being one of those dancing

trans. I'm sure. I'm sure you would. And I'm sure you would eventually get some complaints

regarding your behavior toward the patrons of the brunch place, the employees back in the

kitchen. Yeah. Probably even the doctor that removed your penis.

Andrew, you, you've been making some money since the time of this video. I still technically

made good money that year. I'm saying since the time of this video. I still technically made good money that year.

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