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Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

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And now here's Armstrong and Gettit.

Live from Studio C. Senior, deep within the stinking bowels of the Armstrong and Giddy and Tormation Complex.

On this Wednesday, the 17th of June, the year of our Lord 2026. Jack is on the way and will be here in moments to discuss the news of the day and the enduring issues that face America and mankind.

I have totally lost track of the time.

I was waiting for Jack to show up in the studio.

Then I'm like, okay, we're about to start because, you know, we run like clockwork around here.

Exactly.

And your non-appearance, I'm totally completely lost track of the time. The title of the show is, you make the title. It's people's choice. Deal or no deal. That could be one of them and the other one is, I don't know. Dropping truth bombs on your head. There you go.

Right on your head.

Oh, that's perfect.

Because that's what Trump threatened is going to go back to dropping bombs on their head.

He said that just a little bit ago.

In France, is there anybody in the world that thinks that that's a possibility?

No, including the people that were at war with using my finger quotes. They don't believe that. You're the parent in the grocery store that I hear in the other aisle saying for the 15th time, you better stop. You better stop as the kid does all kinds of crazy stuff. Oh, another threat. You're going to drop bombs on our heads, are you? Oh, boy.

Sure you are. Yeah, I don't know. How does he not get that? Also, could have made reference to

Russia on the rocks. Really interesting the situation happening in Russia. How about the fire?

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