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🗓️ 10 December 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.1 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. God bless you. It's a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:17.2 | If you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:21.8 | I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. |
| 0:24.4 | But thanks so much for tuning in. |
| 0:26.0 | And thank you again for coming out today. |
| 0:28.1 | I like to start with something funny. |
| 0:29.8 | And I heard about this lady. |
| 0:31.9 | She surprised a burglar in her kitchen late one night. |
| 0:35.7 | She was home alone, didn't have any weapon, didn't know what she'd do. |
| 0:40.1 | Finally, she thought, I'll just say a scripture verse. |
| 0:43.0 | She shouted out, Axe, 238. |
| 0:46.3 | The burglar suddenly froze in his tracks, wouldn't move. |
| 0:49.5 | And soon the police arrived. |
| 0:51.4 | And they were amazed that a woman with no weapon could do this. |
| 0:55.4 | They said to the burglar, what was it about that scripture that had such an effect on you? |
| 1:00.3 | He said, scripture, what scripture? |
| 1:02.4 | I thought she said, she had an axe and two 30As. |
| 1:07.0 | Hold your Bible up. Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:09.5 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:32.0 | I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the Word of God. I boldly confess my mind is alert. My heart is receptive. I will never be the same. In Jesus' name, God bless you. I want to talk to you today about drop it. |
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