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Almost Friday Podcast

Drones and Plasmoids

Almost Friday Podcast

Almost Friday Media

Comedy Interviews, Business, Society & Culture, Comedy, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Stand-up

4.7674 Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2024

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Emily is back on the pod and Liam goes into an extreme deep dive on the drones and plasmoids that were allegedly spotted in New Jersey. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at AuraFrames.com. Use code ALMOSTFRIDAY at checkout to save! FIND OUT WHERE TO GET FIREBALL NEAR YOU, THE PERFECT SHOT FOR GAME DAY! https://www.fireballwhisky.com/shop-fireball-online.html DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH OF ONLINE THERAPY WITH CODE “BEERS” HEAD TO HIMS.COM/FRIDAY FOR PERSONALIZED HAIR LOSS TREATMENT OPTIONS! (06:22) Dylan Got Drunk (09:54) Survivor (13:39) Emily’s Tonsillectomy (24:37) Liam Bombed (33:13) It’s Christmas/Hanukkah Time (40:50) Cracker of the Week (48:19) NJ Drones (1:00:24) UFOs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:04.3

Let's get into the episode.

1:05.4

I was the night in shining armor in your movie.

1:10.7

It's the, it might be the widest song I've ever heard. Yeah, it's horrible. But I love it. I want it to be played in my funeral, please. That's a, that's a Willie D. B., didn't it? That's a Willie D. B., that's something Willie D. would say in a song. No, he wouldn't, he would never stoop that low. Dude, he dropped trash lyrics like that? You know he would. That crack has sold his soul. I think he's a good, I think he's a great lyricist. That crack has sold his soul for a couple, couple pennies in a gold track. A couple of magic beads. So the magic means, he said, take, say, take my soul, Mr. Satan, Just make me the next Zach Bryan or Luke Brian or...

1:46.9

He wants to be exactly like Zach Brian.

1:50.3

He's desperate to hit chicks.

1:51.5

He's desperate to get successful enough so he can hit chicks and just still sell out stadiums.

1:56.7

Did Zach Brian hit chicks?

1:58.6

I'm pretty sure he beat the fuck up.

2:00.1

Brian Chicken Fry, I believe that's the case. I don't think so. I think it was just emotional abuse. I'd throw every dollar I have down on the table that says... I thought it was just emotional abuse as well. I think that's all that's out there, but like I said... But you're speculating. I would throw every dollar in my bank account. It ain't much. It ain't much. So we just went from yes he hitter to I'm pretty sure he did to I bet he did. I bet my life savings that he hitter wants. You know what I mean? I mean, sure. Sure. You know what I'm saying? Sure. I don't know. Like a family had a boyfriend? Double down on that bet. Emily would hit him. Emily would beat the fuck out of him. Yeah, I could see Emily being a physically abusive girlfriend. I would literally never... Why? That's not true. What if he cheats on you with your best friend? What are you going to do? I would just like light his car on fire or something.

2:58.2

So I drove my key into the side of this pretty little souped up four-wheel drive.

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