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Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional mega church.

We are here, Lord, we are here, and we're ready to podcast.

Hi, I'm Hallie Levant, and this is Mega, coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church,

where every single week, we're giving our

mega church a tiny family feel.

And per usual, I'm joined by my co-host.

He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax.

Please welcome your friend and mine, Gray Haas.

Hallie, it is 2025 and Jesus is alive. And it's a quarter through the cinch and man, he is a mench.

I can call Jesus a minch because he was Jewish until, you know, he started the whole thing. And then I think he was a Christian.

That's true. You know, Jesus was such an American patriot that sometimes we forget he was, in fact, Jewish.

That's right.

And, you know, isn't that interesting, Halley, that Jesus was Jewish, but he was also sort of, you know, the Jewish people flipped on him and turned him in.

So then, like, once he, once they flipped, wouldn't you say Jesus was Christian after the crucifixion?

It is interesting to think about if you think about it.

You know what?

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