I'm really excited for next year's Glastonbury, where have Al Murray the pub landlord headlining at the

pyramid stage supported by Richard Kemp telling war stories. Roy Chubby Brown on the main stage.

Yeah, sponsored by James Dyson. Selling you on the benefits of anti-woke Britain. He can't sell you on

Brexit anymore.

I'm a moderate liberal centrist.

And what that means is we need to restore civility to Glastonbury by force by sending in the army to just shoot at will, basically.

Win Marshall.

I am 27-year-old conservative.

My music festival yearns for freedom.

Yeah.

I went to Glastonbury and my big blue rosette and my straw bosa and everyone laughed at me.

Please drop a J-DAM directly on the chill-out tent.

Yeah.

They're trying to get gang of four back together despite Andy Gill being dead because they

want them to perform heat send in the army, not realizing the point of the song.

I love a man in uniform.

I think it's just a really, there's something I've learned about good classical liberal politics,

right?

I mean classical liberal, the liberalism of Locke and Mill and Hobbs. These guys, the school guys, the guys you learn in school. Classical liberals. Of course. The nice respectable kind of peaceable liberals. Sure. Don't read about, don't read all of the chapters of them. But they're nice respectable, peaceful liberals. And what I've learned is that if you're going to be a classical liberal in that tradition, if you found yourself

sort of, you know, like, horrified by everything the Soviet Union ever did, the important thing,

the most important thing, is that you have government sign off of every single cultural

piece of cultural production at all in case it interferes with important foreign policy commitments.

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