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Hey everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.

My name's Hayden and I'm on the road with Jackson B. Bailey and Joel B. Dusha.

Hello.

And today's topic is driving.

So, uh, Jackson, you know nothing about that.

Yeah, I don't know how to do that.

Great topic.

I do know how to eat so many mince. It gives me diarrhea. Oh, yeah don't know how to do that. Great. I do know how to eat so many

mince. It gives me diarrhea. Oh yeah. So basically, it's another car pod. We're on the road to Sydney

where I'm with the thumbies boys. We're doing, we're doing shut up a second and thumb cramps,

but in Sydney for fun. Yeah. And Jackson, just before we started recording, said, hey, what do you think it means on the back of these mints, excessive, what does it say? Read it out for me. Excessive consumption may have a laxative effect. Yeah. I think that means if you eat all more, you'll shit. But the thing with me is I just can't help myself when it comes to mince.

Like, I just like, it's a problem. You give me mince, I'll finish those mince. What flavor are they? They're awesome. What the fuck? Grape. I got some grape mince. That's yuck. So speaking of laxative effect, how close as an adult have you come to shitting your pants?

I think they just make me fart heaps.

Oh, do you mean in general. So speaking of laxative effect, how close as an adult have you come to shitting your pants?

I think they just make me fart heaps. Oh, do you mean in general? Just in general. These mince are so gross. Oh, they're good. They're horrible. They're delicious. It's mingy and gravy. That's awful. That's a really good combo flavors for me. In a bad way. I like the taste of medicine. You can take these back and treat yourself.

How close have I got to shedding myself as an adult?

Not that close. It's medicine, but in a bad way. I like the taste of medicine. You could take these back and shoot yourself.

How close have I got to shitting myself as an adult? Not that close. Really? Not that close. Have you ever shit yourself as an adult? I don't think so. That's crazy. Not even like a diarrhea fart? Maybe a diarrhea fart, but... I don't know. I don't mean to offend you, Jackson. but you really seem like a real shit yourself as an adult kind of guy.

And the fact that you haven't, it makes me embarrassed because I've shit myself so many times as an adult. Because, you know, I live my life with a sort of carelessness. You assume that would extend to farting and shitting. God Yeah, like, if you had to go through the Sandsbans Radio roster,

you're all the key, like, and you have to rank both farts and shits. You're coming out, you're top three both times. Oh, for sure. But, yeah, just, I don't know. I guess that's one place in my life where I'm taking stock and paying attention, though it's not to shit my underwear.

Yeah, that's fair enough.

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