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Talk about their lives, careers, successes and failures. I'm Jeff Passen and my dilemma is I get sunburned way too easily.

May I ask your ethnicity or racial background?

I am an Eastern European Jew. So I think that there's definitely something in the lineage, but there's also the stupidity element, which is that I don't put on sunscreen particularly well, apparently.

Like this isn't a great dilemma because it seems to be easily solvable, but let me.

Like there's another element to this dilemma and that element is that the kind of sunscreen I need not to get sunburned is the sort that is so white that it makes me look like extra cast for the friendly ghostish.

And at the pool yesterday somebody pointed out to me, God, you look even wider than usual and that was kind of embarrassing. So Sarah Spain's all for problems.

How do I get around this issue of looking even wider than I do already?

Okay, so the dilemma is really just you don't like how you look in sunscreen.

Yes, correct.

Well, this is the first time a dilemma has ever been solved on route to discovering another dilemma.

Of course, sunscreen is the answer to the initial dilemma or maybe a hat or a towel or just don't go outside.

As for the second being embarrassed about how you look in sunscreen, one, I'm certain there are high powered top-of-the-line sunscreens that don't turn you into

Casper. The ghost you just need to look a little bit harder and two, even if you do look like Casper, the ghost, that embarrassment is far less of a problem than skin cancer.

So I suppose my solution is don't be a moron.

You sunscreen or just don't be a moron in general.

The commission has spoken.

My guess this week is Jeff Passon, senior MLB insider for ESPN.

He regularly appears on sports center, baseball tonight and a variety of ESPN radio shows.

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