Drinkin' Bros Fake News - Episode 04

Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

Tetherball Academy Media

Comedy, Sports, News, Politics

4.8 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2019

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, Evan Hafer, Ross Patterson, and Dan Hollaway are all at the same desk and discussing this week in news! This week's topics include, bribing you way into college, old school style mafia hits and Beto O'Rourke's suspiciously sad dog.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	And now, the news you need from hosts you trust what shouldn't.
0:09.8	This is Drinking Rose, fake news news.
0:15.0	With Jared, cat puke Taylor, Dan, Danthony Holloway, Ross, Big Purr and Patterson, Evan
0:22.9	Jazzhands Hafer, Matt Suckin Best and sometimes Baker the Ball Baby.
0:29.6	This is Drinking Rose, fake news.
0:32.5	Welcome to Fake News!
0:34.7	Here we are, Ross.
0:36.2	We are live.
0:37.2	We are giving you the fakes most non-realistic news of the week which also may or may not
0:43.4	be true.
0:44.4	And it's news you can trust.
0:45.4	Yes, very trustworthy.
0:46.4	Not only is it news you can trust but what are these hats that you guys are wearing here?
0:50.4	Well, this is because you're a piece of shit.
0:52.8	Right.
0:53.8	We don't like sober Jared so I had custom hats made.
0:56.6	Isn't this a little backwards like make Jared stop drinking?
0:59.8	No, no, no.
1:00.8	Make Jared drink again.
1:01.8	It's pretty obvious.
1:02.8	It's very clear what's happening here.
1:05.0	And it's clear that you're no fun without alcohol and we're tired of it.
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