Drinkin' Bros Fake News #90 - Texas Is Back!

Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

Tetherball Academy Media

Politics, Comedy, News, Sports

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2021

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Ross Patterson and Dan Hollaway break down Texas fully re-opening and private businesses’ rights to keep requiring masks despite Greg Abbott’s order, Xi Jinping calling the United States the world’s number one creator of chaos and China’s biggest threat, Joe Biden’s woke airstrikes on Syria, Oreo being pro-trans but also pro-slavery, and parts of Oregon trying to join Idaho because Portland sucks so hard.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Drinking Bros presented by GhostBend.com
0:10.0	Sit back, relax and grab a fucking drink!
0:17.0	Wheelchair!
0:20.0	Welcome to Fake News!
0:25.0	Wheelchair dude!
0:27.0	Wheelchair!
0:30.0	If you play that music though, it's him wheeling in.
0:35.0	That is Greg Abbott.
0:38.0	Governor Greg Abbott.
0:40.0	Governor Gregori Abwathia.
0:44.0	I think he shortens it for the campaign trail, but I believe that's correct all the way around.
0:49.0	I thought it was Appalteini with his last name.
0:53.0	I'm not a doctor, so who the fuck knows?
0:57.0	Is he an Appalteini guy?
0:59.0	No, he's a Texan in a wheelchair, so he's probably a whiskey guy.
1:03.0	The funniest part about all this is, well, let's get some context first.
1:08.0	Texas is back!
1:11.0	It'll be back Wednesday.
1:14.0	No mask, no problems, 100% capacity, everything.
1:20.0	Football games, children's parties.
1:25.0	I don't think children's parties were...
1:28.0	I think children's parties, right?
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