Drinkin' Bros Fake News #88 - Adiós Ted Cruz

Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

Tetherball Academy Media

Politics, Comedy, News, Sports

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2021

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Ross Patterson and Dan Hollaway give their thoughts on Ted Cruz’s trip to Cancun amid the winter storm that has crippled his and our home state of Texas, how AWFUL Texas drivers are and why most Texans with big trucks actually own them to make up for their small peens — plus Jarred Taylor gets on the show to talk about big tech and social media censorship.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Drinking Bros. presented by GhostBed.com.
0:12.0	Sit back, relax, and grab a fucking drink!
0:18.4	Welcome to Drinking Bros. Bake News, everyone!
0:22.0	We're back in the 1900s again, and this is the news.
0:27.6	We haven't had a storm like this since 1899, and we're here with you today.
0:32.6	We thought we'd go black and white, Dan.
0:34.6	On the old used tubes.
0:37.6	You think we'll get flagged for that? For being black and white?
0:40.6	Not including any other races in this. There's no yellow in this, right?
0:44.6	No.
0:45.6	Alright, well, yeah, we'll definitely get flags for racism then.
0:50.6	Because there's no yellows, there's no other colors in there.
0:53.6	There's no light browns!
0:55.6	There's a lack of color, Ross. There's a lack of color.
0:59.6	You're right. Yeah.
1:00.6	We're down to our final Oreo.
1:02.6	That's it, right there.
1:03.6	This is all the food that Tetherball Academy Media has.
1:07.6	So, to quickly recap here, I've been out.
1:12.6	I lost my first floor.
1:17.6	All the pipes burst. There was like 19 holes.
1:20.6	It was a goddamn three-stuages movie.
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