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We're not the epoch times or the epic times as Dan corrected me, but I would say we're a little better.

Better how? I mean, that's apples and hand grenades that you're comparing because they're a first party research group.

I don't ever want to use the word journalism again because journalism is not something that happens anymore.

Obviously. No, it's just editorial. It's just opinions on that piece.

But they do that. They actually interview people and things like that.

We just report on shit that's going on. It's already been reported on basically.

So I don't want to confuse it too. But yeah, we're way better.

You're better off getting your news here than you are from David and me or somebody like that.

Because our opinions matter. And we're telling you up front that we're giving you our opinions versus others who are just saying, hey, these are facts.

Our lives matter. Also. All lives matter, Dan.

Well, that's not true. All lives matter.

Petify lives, they don't matter. That's true. They do not matter. They do not matter.

Neither does Gavin Newsom's life. No. And none of these guys look kids.

We're in the middle of a lockdown that is about to happen.

They're recounting votes. People are rescinding votes and recalls and all that other shit.

We did get to, I'd say what we did solve yesterday's story with the Post Malone thing, by the way.

Oh, yes. Did solve it yesterday. One of the celebrities we had hired for the beer punk show.

We got a hold of the reps and agents and managers and all that shit did confirm that it was about six weeks after our show.

They thought it was the same production. And she was like, hey, man, if you need all the emails and text messages and everything else,

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