Drinkin' Bros Fake News 36 - Coronavirus Will Kill Us All?

Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

Tetherball Academy Media

Politics, Comedy, News, Sports

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2020

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Ross Patterson, Dan Hollaway, and Jessie Wiseman bring you the realest fake news of the week starting with the Coronavirus sweeping the world, Trump's take on TBI with soldiers, PETA wants Punxsutawney Phil to retire, man on trial for marijuana possession lights joint in courtroom, and a British Columbia hotel that is offering people a free 4 hour stay at their hotel if they can prove conception of a baby in there.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Drinking Bros presented by GhostBed.com
0:10.0	Sit back, relax and grab a fucking drink!
0:17.0	Welcome to Drinking Bros Fake News, the realest fakiest news in the realest time of America!
0:37.0	What? The realest time of America?
1:07.0	I feel like we're really in the moment. I feel like our blood is pumping. There's a lot of oxygen. We're figuring out who we are, how to cheat death, how to beat death.
1:19.0	People are too... to die.
1:22.0	No, I know they are. We're alive. We're alive.
1:25.0	In the time of a virus!
1:27.0	Most people just stare at their phones all day.
1:31.0	They do. They communicate through memes instead of... I mean it's like hieroglyphics now, right?
1:35.0	Jesse has 200 friends on Instagram. She's on Instagram all day long.
1:39.0	I don't have 200 friends.
1:41.0	You do.
1:42.0	I have 12.7.
1:45.0	Thousand followers? No, I mean the people you follow.
1:48.0	Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:50.0	What are you scrolling through?
1:52.0	I don't know, and I don't like anybody's photo either.
1:55.0	No. I'm just a voyeur.
1:56.0	Do you know that Jesse doesn't? That's weird. She doesn't like it.
1:59.0	No, I do. I won't press the like button.
2:00.0	I'm doing it more now.
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