Drinkin' Bros Fake News - 17
Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast
Tetherball Academy Media
4.8 • 8K Ratings
🗓️ 16 August 2019
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Ross Patterson, Dan Hollaway, and Jessie Wiseman bring you the realest fake news possible from this week which include Jeffery Epstein's REALLY accidental death, the man whose penis turned into an actual bone, Amazon using facial recognition software to sense "fear", the football player accused of having coke and it turned out to be bird poo, and the German airport that's now being used for a drive-by brothel.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Drinking Bros presented by GhostBend.com |
| 0:10.0 | Sit back, relax and grab a fucking dreamy |
| 0:30.0 | Welcome to Drinking Bros fake news the realists fake news that's ever been |
| 0:37.4 | presented to other humans for really reals hey we should probably get an |
| 0:42.2 | actual song at some point instead of the Hans Zimmer sign that you're coming |
| 0:45.7 | again we paid a lot of money for that song so I like it yeah the the investment |
| 0:51.5 | we've made into Hans Zimmer and his works and licensing his fine works I |
| 0:56.7 | mean not just financially but also emotionally sure like we've become really |
| 1:00.9 | good friends a lot of people know this but we hang out with Hans Zimmer almost |
| 1:03.4 | every day dude he party we went tubing with him last weekend and have a suit |
| 1:08.0 | so that was a fun time do you remember Jared's idea for have a suit you're |
| 1:12.4 | over the shit like he wants to get two small cars and he wants to make one of |
| 1:15.7 | them like a giant paper mache ass yeah any other one a giant paper mache dick |
| 1:19.7 | and then that dick chases the ass to the town yeah and then finally yeah |
| 1:24.9 | finally at the end of the parade the dick runs into the ass yep and then |
| 1:28.9 | something pours it like runs out of it or some shit oh yeah not like come I |
| 1:33.4 | mean like people or spiders or whatever yeah spiders are in buttles right you |
| 1:40.6 | know about buttles or chocolate yeah yeah you know about |
| 1:45.0 | things sorry what taints buttles vaginas cons |
| 1:52.0 | yeah you know about all of it what I thought you didn't like to see pussy I don't |
| 1:56.9 | say it hates it make her say it sounds weird like she's pronouncing another |
| 2:02.6 | language pussy yeah Jared will be in studio next week yeah |
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