Drinkin' Bros Fake News - 15
Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast
Tetherball Academy Media
4.8 • 8K Ratings
🗓️ 9 August 2019
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Ross Patterson, Dan Hollaway, and Jessie Wiseman bring you the fake news of the week you deserve with Nicolas Cage reportedly trying to find the actual Holy Grail, a referendum to ass eating season by adding a "pre-season" to it, the White House drafting orders to tackle Silicon Valley's anti-conservative bias, the definition of "Wide-On", Princeton Review Board's Top 5 party colleges, and CNN's Jeff Yang presenting a dumb idea for gun control.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Drinking Bros. |
| 0:06.2 | Presented by ghostbed.com |
| 0:09.6 | Sit back, relax, the opening song for us. |
| 0:36.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:37.1 | And he, well, he, he, he, uh, he contracted it. |
| 0:42.4 | Uh, for those of you watching this on YouTube right now, looks like I'm talking to two |
| 0:46.5 | dance here. Yeah, that's, this is, uh, my. Yeah. This is a, this is a, well, that's not going to |
| 0:53.6 | work. Yeah. If you can. This is a Well, that's not going to work |
| 0:54.2 | If you can see this at home right now |
| 0:59.8 | Jesse's got a cardboard cutout head of Dan |
| 1:03.4 | This is just |
| 1:03.9 | This coffee is shit |
| 1:05.4 | She's just protesting the fact that her face isn't on the logo |
| 1:10.6 | I actually do want my face on this, but in like the nostril really, really small. Really tiny. I'm going to put you right in the peaking out of it. I'm going to put you in the pupil of my eye. Yeah, just like coming out of the nostril. It's going to be like pointillism, you know, where it's a bunch of smaller pictures. Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:32.7 | But it's going to be just me and then one pointillist picture of you that you need a microscope to see. |
| 1:33.3 | Like an 80s sitcom? |
| 1:34.8 | Yes. |
| 1:35.1 | Where, you know, you're looking, trying to find the sailboat inside the fucking. |
| 1:39.3 | Yep. |
| 1:40.2 | I never saw those pictures, man. |
| 1:42.5 | The magic eye stuff. |
| 1:43.9 | Yeah. |
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