Drew Morgan GOES OFF on RFK Jr. and MAGA Weirdos
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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Comedian Drew Morgan joins God and Jesus to go off on RFK Jr., MAGA weirdos, comedy grifters, QAnon brain rot, and the algorithm-powered clown show currently eating America.
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| 0:00.0 | I went to the town in Africa named after Lindsay Graham. |
| 0:02.7 | Gay Jesus would have got along with him. |
| 0:04.1 | Anyway, it's so hard. |
| 0:06.8 | I love that he calls you Gay Jesus. |
| 0:08.4 | He's got a rainbow on. |
| 0:09.4 | Yeah, I have Gay Jesus. |
| 0:10.6 | Totally. |
| 0:11.0 | And that's what we call him, but you're the first guest who's had the Noive. |
| 0:17.3 | Hey there, everybody. |
| 0:19.1 | It's Taco Tuesday, May 12th, 2006. We're here with comedian Drew Morgan. What's up, Drew? What's up? I didn't know it was Taco Tuesday. Wasn't that last Tuesday? |
| 0:30.9 | Yeah, well, the last Tuesday was like Taco Tuesday Plus because it was also Cinco de Mayo. |
| 0:36.0 | Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I'm having tacos tonight. How about you? |
| 0:41.7 | I am now, dude. You brought it up. Not going to be able to stop thinking about it. Way to go to God. |
| 0:46.2 | And I see you were drinking a nice PBR there. Hey, mind your business, God. Represent, represent. |
| 0:50.9 | Your business. God sees all. Is PBR your favorite beer? Absolutely not. I stole these out of my mother-in-law's porch fridge. The porch fridge? Yeah. But that makes them taste better. It does. It does. They're stolen. They're from a porch fridge. So double, double double i don't know what my favorite beer i mean |
| 1:12.2 | probably like a german logger but if but i'd buy modellos when i go to the regular ass store oh yeah |
| 1:17.9 | medello's having a moment yeah bud light got canceled i like a pale i like a pale ill |
| 1:24.6 | do you you know like a pale ill it goes well? You know, like a pale ill. |
| 1:27.7 | It pairs well with a pale horse and your pale skin. |
| 1:31.3 | It's my first time meeting God, not surprised you're a pretentious dick. |
| 1:37.3 | I just listen to that song and Johnny guys. |
| 1:39.4 | He's like, and a pale horse and the name to wrote on him, we're dead. |
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