Drew And Mike – May 4, 2022

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4.8 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2022

⏱️ 159 minutes

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Summary

Dave Chappelle attacked on stage, Gary Graff joins us re: Eminem in Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, Ray J breaks silence on the Kim K tape, Amber Heard takes the stand, drunkest human possibly ever on Cops, mouth explosions on the phone, and Lyla attempts to take the show offline.People are discovering the new Farrah Abraham video; then they are immediately filled with regret.Dave Chappelle was attacked on stage by an inspiring "musician". Tons of famous people were at the show and no one stopped the attack.Metro Detroit homes are skyrocketing in price.Alabama Manhunt Update: Drew predicts Casey White is going to break up with Vicky White.Family of the victims of the Oxford school shooting want a permanent memorial. Some people are saying a memorial would trigger the students.Lyla derails the show by wrapping herself in every cable possible under our tables.Music News: Trudi kills Harry Belafonte. Gary Graff joins the show to analyze the new inductees to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. The Black Crowes performed Papa Was a Rolling Stone on Jimmy Kimmel. Spinal Tap lost another drummer. Pearl Jam kicks off another tour.The fuzz shut down Detroit's weed vending machine.John Gibson and Kevin Gunn ripped off Wayne County Roads Division and finally got busted.$431,000,000 of overpaid unemployment benefits goes *POOF*.Ray J confirms the Kim K Superstar sex tape was 100% orchestrated by the Kardashians.Malcom MacDonald grew a brand-new penis on his arm.Trudi confirms that the Met Gala is stupid.Justin Bieber still crying on his 'journey'. Buy his new clothes here!Kevin Hart is a tequila magnate now.Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard: Amber Turd takes the stand. Some hot chick "farted" on the stand.Britney Spears must have ended her social media hiatus as she's popping off left and right on Instagram again. She is dumb.Nantucket voted to make all their beaches topless.COPS: The drunkest driver possibly ever, Tony Dones is located and other criminals strain to explain themselves.Roe v. Wade: The left is angry about abortions. The right is angry about the SCOTUS leak. VICE has their own Ivermectin-like recommendation as they want people to take horse ulcer medicine for simple 'do-it-yourself' abortions. Joe Biden declares the MAGA crowd the most extreme political organization in American history.Despite having the worst ratings in television history, Bomani Jones gets renewed for a second season at HBO.Dustin Diamond is PULLING AWAY from Drew with Twitter followers.Enjoy a replay of when Drew & Mike came across the 'Mouth Explosion Woman'.Social media is dumb, but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).

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0:00.0	What's poppin'? Oh, what's poppin'? Hey, it's a Drew Mike show, but deals
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0:44.9	Hall. And I saw Trudy the first thing I thought of was I wonder if she watched
0:50.7	the Far Abraham video. No? No? Because I heard about it on the way over here
0:56.9	and with Brandown almost throwing up I'm just like I know the scat freak wanted
1:03.0	to see it again. I mean it's pretty impressive. Although I like your idea of
1:06.2	reversing it so it goes back inside of her. I never felt right the rest of the
1:10.4	show I'm not kidding I didn't feel right the rest of the show. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? She ruined my six-year anniversary show for me.
1:18.5	So gross. What Trudy why did she do that? Can you explain your woman?
1:24.5	I have no idea. I have no idea. So yours are responsible for this more than any of us.
1:28.5	Is it a member of her gender? She got paid for it that's why.
1:32.5	Conferring piece of shit. Do men pooping turn women on? And I don't know. No. No it doesn't. I don't understand. What does she get paid for that?
1:42.5	I don't know. She should be stoned in the village. I mean she's doing it anyway so.
1:48.5	If she gets a dollar isn't that good? Does everyone have a price that they'll take a dump on TikTok for?
1:55.5	Is that just the normal thing? No, no, no, there's no price. No. There isn't. No. Did she do it on TikTok or did someone put it on TikTok?
2:02.5	Wait a minute. You're gonna show it? No, this isn't the same. Do you want to see it? No, I don't want to see it. No.
2:09.5	I think I'll feel sick again. Seriously, I don't think I can watch it again. I can't.
2:13.5	Oh my gosh. And plus there's more important things like Dave Chappelle was attacked on stage at the Hollywood Bowl.
2:21.5	Yeah, well, some will Smith alike. Who is this loon? He's a rapper. He actually has a song called Dave Chappelle.
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