Drew And Mike – May 31, 2022

The Drew Lane Show

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🗓️ 1 June 2022

⏱️ 162 minutes

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Summary

Mayor Jim Fouts' phony phone call, Mayor Mike Duggan's FBI troubles, Scientology v. Top Gun: Maverick, Cary Fukunaga #MeToo'd, Drew Crime: Temujin Kensu's "magic carpet", Metaverse assault, and Trudi reports live from the Trump Unity rattletrap.Warren Mayor Jim Fouts decided to "entertain" his staff after a meeting by making a prank call that isn't funny. Some people are saying this call was made by Adobe Cellomaflair.Mark Hackel is a YouTube star now along with his brother, Bill. Check out all the podcasts at the Speakeasy Network.Hour Detroit Magazine has contacted us with confirmation of our victory and explain possible shenanigans in past elections.Thanks to everyone who has been giving us snarky 5-star reviews.Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard: The jury is finally deliberating. Sauvage sales are booming. Johnny Depp continues his tour with Jeff Beck.Nick Lowe is playing the Magic Bag on August 6th.Director Cary Fukunaga is in hot water over grooming allegations. His tweet about Roe v. Wade was probably a mistake.Top Gun: Maverick is bringing out those pesky anti-Scientologists. Tony Ortega piles on as well. The haters certainly haven't seen the trailer for Mission Impossible 7 Dead Reckoning.Lia Thomas did an interview with Good Morning America. Her teammates were threatened for speaking out.Mike Duggan is in some trouble for outing an FBI informant in the towing & bribery scandal.Monica Conyers is "fighting back" for some pointless reason.The human chain saves the day again. A rescue in Florida required snipers in alligator infested waters.Nick Castellanos with ANOTHER ill-timed home run.Donda Sports President, Antonio Brown, has signed Aaron Donald and Jaylen Brown as clients.Kaitlin Armstrong has successfully disappeared for a lot longer than anyone thought.Brandon Woodruff was guilty, is still guilty and will always be guilty of killing his parents.Temujin Kensu is still fighting for his freedom. SIST: BranDon's dad dated his sister.BREAKING NEWS: Trudi Daniels has located the rattletrap and reports LIVE from the Trump Unity Bridge. Rob Cortis joins the show to promote the film 2,000 Mules that is 7,000,000 minutes long.Kate Bush is #1 on iTunes because of Stranger Things.Beetlejuice 2 is coming soon.The Metaverse is full of rape and sexual harassment. The only way to stop it is to take off the VR glasses.Ringo has entered the NFT game.Social media is dumb, but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).

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0:00.0	Hey, what's up, man?
0:15.5	Drew Mike Show is in the Deals and the D.com studios.
0:20.8	Mark and Brandon and yours, Trilly Drew Lane, were presented by Hall Financial at a stat
0:27.4	today that home prices were up 20.6% from March 2021 to March 2022.
0:35.9	So there is value and if you want liquidity, if you need to take cash out of your home,
0:41.0	call hall first.
0:42.6	Call hallfirst.com or dial 866 call hall.
0:47.8	And well, weird way to start the show today as I was made aware of a phone call that someone
1:00.4	made and it's so stupid I couldn't stop listening to it.
1:07.2	I mean, it's not super duper long.
1:09.8	But I mean, how often do you have the mayor of a city of size of Warren making a phone
1:13.4	call in order to make fun of disabled people?
1:17.3	Oh, God.
1:18.3	Are you sure this isn't a double cell?
1:20.3	Middle-channel.
1:21.3	What's that?
1:22.3	Are you sure it's not a Dolby Salomon, a little flare?
1:24.8	Well, he says it's all a Dolby Salomon flare.
1:27.8	It sounds like him though.
1:29.6	It's also, this is about how bad I think he would be at making a phone call because I honestly
1:35.7	was.
1:36.7	He say his name is Fim Jouks.
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