Drew And Mike – May 21, 2023
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2023
⏱️ 185 minutes
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Summary
* Topless Bezos, Shemy Schembechler's twitter gets him fired, RIP Jim Brown, Taylor Swift's porn-loving boyfriend, Sundays with Eli Zaret, Brian Kohbooger on Dateline, Anna Nicole Smith & J Howard Marshall, and Jeffrey Epstein threatened Bill Gates because Bill was being cheap.
* You guys have had a YouTube channel for 7 years, but you've only got almost 8k subscribers? iTunes screwed us over last week.
* Eli Zaret drops by to rant against Shemy Schembechler's incredibly quick tenure at Michigan, eulogize the polarizing Jim Brown, the downfall of boxing, Charles Barkley over-exposure, Ja Morant vs the Crips, recap the NBA Playoffs, the Detroit Tigers and the LA Dodgers vs Los Angeles Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.
* Divas: Jay Z and Beyonce have the biggest, ugliest, most expensive house in California. Beyonce is rolling in the dough. Taylor Swift's new man jerks it to "violent rape" porn. Will Taylor Swift ever show her boobs willingly? Janelle Monáe frees the nipple in latest promotion.
* Henry Ford, Madonna and Taylor Lautner are the most famous people from Michigan.
* Drew Crime: It turns out Bryan Kohberger was a creep before the murders. Go figure.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's poppin', this is my show. |
| 0:13.8 | We're rolling into another week from the deals.dead.com studios. |
| 0:19.7 | And I wanted to mention to please subscribe to the YouTube channel, which is so close to |
| 0:27.0 | the $8,000 subscribers. |
| 0:28.0 | Oh my god, you could almost be the 8000th if you subscribe right now. |
| 0:31.6 | Do I get anything if I'm number 8000? |
| 0:33.6 | I asked Broadway if we start giving stuff away for reaching certain numbers. |
| 0:36.9 | Why not? |
| 0:37.9 | Because I'm not sure we can. |
| 0:39.3 | Well, I don't think we know exactly who number 8000 would be. |
| 0:42.3 | Well, that's the other thing I was wondering. |
| 0:43.6 | I have to ask Jim Bentley about that. |
| 0:45.0 | But it was a nice idea. |
| 0:46.0 | But honestly, when they do like the million thousand... |
| 0:48.0 | The million thousand? |
| 0:49.0 | I think I'm no fucking idea. |
| 0:50.0 | No. |
| 0:51.0 | No joke. |
| 0:52.0 | I'm just trying to spice it up. |
| 0:55.9 | How can I do that? |
| 0:56.9 | How can I make people subscribe? |
| 0:59.4 | You can subscribe anyway. |
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