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The Drew Lane Show

Drew And Mike – May 15, 2022

The Drew Lane Show

The Drew Lane Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.85.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2022

⏱️ 178 minutes

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Summary

Thomas Markle tells us about the Queen's Jubilee, mass shooting in Buffalo, Britney Spears miscarriage, Jeff Bezos v. Joe Biden on Twitter, Joey B. Toonz hates influencers, new Norm Macdonald coming to Netflix, and menstrual shed inventor Randy Weaver dies.Britney Spears lost her "miracle" baby. Thoughts and prayers. Some people are saying that Marcstradamus called it.Paris Hilton went to Capitol Hill to fight child abuse even though it's very difficult for her.Pete Davidson got his dumbest tattoo yet.Detroit Tigers: Tom Mazawey once again assaulted the buffet. It may cost us $5,000 to make our Mazcot. The Tigers actually won a series. Tork knocked someone out. Teebs made the cover of a Freep story.The Cincinnati Reds pitched a no-hitter... and lost.A manifesto writing racist murdered 10 in a mass shooting in Buffalo. There were 3 mass shootings in Milwaukee this weekend.Incel load Johnny Young is on the loose after pepper spraying attacks.The baby formula thing is getting ridiculous.Bling Empire is Drew's new reality TV show fix.Garrison Keillor is making his comeback for no one to see.Cary Fukunaga's comments on Roe v. Wade opened up a storm of allegations against him.Drew did a deep dive on Joey B. Toonz and his great YouTube videos.Netflix: Netflix stock is going the wrong way, so much so, that they are telling their employees to love it or leave it. Norm Macdonald filmed a super secret Netflix special available at May 30th. Our Father is the latest wacky documentary. Nice doctor. Elon has violated Twitter's NDA. His purchase of the company is on hold. Some people are saying that he never had any intention of completing the purchase.Jeff Bezos calls out Joe Biden for equating two issues that are mutually exclusive.Bette Midler loves Joe Biden so much that she tweeted the dumbest take on the baby formula shortage.Bill Maher is mad at Jen Psaki.A Detroit car was split in half by a pole.Rand Paul single handedly holds up the $40,000,000,000 to Ukraine.RIP to actor Fred Ward.Menstrual Shed inventor, Randy Weaver, has died. Check out the fantastic TV miniseries here.Kwame Kilpatrick had his new "bundle of joy" and named him Kyng.Queen's Platinum Jubilee: Tom Cruise is in attendance for some reason. Not-a-Prince Harry and Meghan Markle act like they didn't even want to be on the balcony. LIARS! Thomas Markle is going to be the star of the show. We get him on the horn to get his thoughts.TV writer Michael Jamin explains the 'Melrose Hang Up'.Meg Ryan and Kelly McGillis were NOT asked to return to the Top Gun series.Singer Dan Hartman died of AIDS and no one ever told Drew.Drew forces us to watch old clips of St. Elmo's Fire.Hundreds of people showed up to Vicky White's funeral. We check in with the sex shop again and get in trouble.More Metallica / Johnny Depp mashups. SNL made some jokes about the turd in the bed.Phil Mickelson won't defend his PGA Championship because everyone's mad at the dumb things he said.Diddy is hosting and producing the Billboard Awards.We attempt to dial up The Sports Bra to get their programming schedule but they are closed on Sundays like every other bar.Some jerk bought Screech more followers to surpass Drew... but they messed up and didn't buy enough. IN YOUR FACE!Social media is dumb, but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).

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0:00.0

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866 call hall or digital call.

0:38.2

Alright man, I really didn't want to start with this but I feel I have to start with the

0:46.1

Britney Spears.

0:47.1

What a quote, a miscarriage because I'm beginning a little bit of heat because I'm not

0:53.0

gloating on Twitter about it and I can't really gloat about a miscarriage on Twitter.

1:00.0

Well it's not real though.

1:01.4

No, I don't think it is real but in the like 0.8% of a chance.

1:07.0

I mean, 8% of 1% chance that she's actually having a miscarriage.

1:11.5

I just don't feel right saying, ah ha, see, Mark guessed it.

1:17.4

I just had a feeling mainly because I thought when she was pregnant, that she wasn't

1:22.6

pregnant.

1:23.6

Well yeah, I would have thought if she ever become pregnant, she would post a picture

1:27.0

of the baby bump, the pregnancy test.

1:30.0

Yes.

1:31.0

The baby bump or the test.

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