Drew And Mike – June 5, 2022

The Drew Lane Show

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🗓️ 5 June 2022

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Summary

Lyla the non-human non sequitur, the Queen's Jubilee, Drew Crime: don't believe all women, Lena Dunham's "stunning" bikini photo, 12-year-old armed robbery, road head car crash, Beavis & Butthead movie trailer, and even more listener "refrigerator magnets."The Detroit Tigers remain terrible. Drew is been on a VaTech baseball bender. Marc just has to add that Michigan's not doing so bad either. Deshaun Watson Accuser #24 steps forward. Rusty Hardin thinks all guys get consensual happy endings.Eddie Gaedel got screwed.RIP OG Gerber Baby. The baby formula shortage is going great.Queen Elizabeth's Jubilee: Harry and Meghan got booed. They then decided to skip events under the guise of their kid's 1st birthday. Duran Duran kicked ass. Alicia Keys' heart was necessary at this time. Rod Stewart is old. Drummer Nandi made an appearance without the Foo Fighters.Drew Crime: Laura Day is the worst stepmom possibly ever. She's also the worst girlfriend possibly ever. 48 Hours covered the narcissistic Black Swan Murder. The John Hinckley Jr. redemption Tour has added more dates, but nothing in Simi Valley yet.No one asked for it but Corey Feldman has finally joined the NFT game.Hope you have room in your pants because Lena Dunham has released a "stunning" bikini photo.Trevor Noah and Minka Kelly have broken up. SIST: Minka has cankles.Protect yourself online with our NordVPN deal. Use our code DAMS for a huge discount off your NordVPN plan plus 1 additional month for free. You'll even get a bonus gift. It's risk free with Nord's 30 day money back guarantee.Road head leads to crash, possible dong injury and maybe even a new fetish for the driver.Check out the trailer for Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe coming to Paramount+.Top Gun: Maverick continues to dominate the box office. Kenny Loggins was bummed his new song was denied.Drew's refrigerator delivery man was too high maintenance to replace his fridge.Our listener "refrigerator magnets" are coming in en masse.Lyla is officially the Non-Human Non Sequitur.Elon Musk opens his mouth and the market moves.Companies like to virtue signal on the US... but not those pesky countries that oppress others.iPhone defeats Android in our Twitter poll.Kellyanne Conway's book is a bust. Claudia Conway somehow found the time to mourn Uvalde victims in between sexy selfies.Ellen fizzled out. Nobody engages on her Twitter profile with 77.5 million followers.The Pistol show about the Sex Pistols led Drew down a deep dive of the Great Train Robbery of 1963.Bill Maher shows that we're pretty dumb sometimes.Turns out Sheryl Sandberg is kind of a weasel.A 12-year-old in Hartford, Michigan robs a store. Nice parents.Governor Gretchen Whitmer appeared on another hit list.Enjoy an encore of Clara, The Housekeeper.Social media is dumb, but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).

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0:00.0	Hey, what's popping?
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0:43.6	And oh boy.
0:46.6	I watched Bill Margane and I see Bill Margane's talking about how stupid the United States of America is.
0:52.5	Not that Bill's never said that before, but I really think there's a growing feeling
0:58.4	with this country.
0:59.9	It's not just something we're talking about.
1:01.4	This country truly is dumb.
1:04.2	Dumb, dumb, dumb.
1:06.2	But it's always the other part, the other person.
1:10.0	But some of it I think is easily quantifiable and I think almost everyone can agree on it
1:15.0	with very few exceptions.
1:22.0	Before I get into that, I just want to mention the Tigers lost the Yankees today.
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