MTV VMA recap, Britney Spears rambles for 20 min, Jim Harbaugh names 2 QB starters, Arcade Fire sex allegations, Punt God booted off the Buffalo Bills, fact checking Meghan Markle's interview, J-Lo's NDAs, BranDon loses power, and we talk to Jonah Falcon about retiring his penis.College Football: Jim Harbaugh has no idea who to start at quarterback so he starts both McCarthy and McNamara. The Ann Arbor NIL Club is looking to bolster the team with your money. Nebraska sucks at football so much that their season is over in Week 0. The Buffalo Bills 'Punt God' is cut after gang rape allegations from college surface. He was also cut for not being an All-Pro quarterback like Deshaun Watson.Serena Williams needed to consult with Not-a-Prince Harry and that beast Meghan Markle about retirement. Meghan Markle gave an interview full of more claims that need to be fact checked. She claims the British tabloids call her kids the n-word. She repeated the whopper that South Africans celebrated her marriage just like Nelson Mandela's release from prison.A good number of listeners made it out to the Comeback King Corey Feldman's show at The Token Lounge.Drew stumbled across an article from November that gives us an excuse to call Jonah Falcon. We notify Jonah that he's on Cal Ripken Jr's Who's Dated Who.Charlie Langton holds a bong to promote a Tory Lane appearance. A 'random shooter' in Detroit caused chaos on Sunday. He was arrested today.The Paducah school shooter, Michael Carneal, is up for parole.Lindsey Graham claims riots will break out if Donald Trump is indicted.Bill Maher and Rob Reiner clash over the Hunter Biden story suppression. Mark Zuckerberg claims was tipped off by the FBI that the story was foreign misinformation. Sam Harris believes in censoring the story.Britney Spears is #1 and Elton John should be ashamed of himself for taking advantage of a mentally ill person. Britney Spears finally 'breaks her silence' with a long rambling YouTube video.MTV VMA Recap: Lizzo's outfit was huge. Nicky Minaj needed a crotch post. The RHCP were pretty good, but needed their lyrics written down so they could remember them. Måneskin were censored. Yung Gravy is a thing.Aries Spears says what we're all thinking about Lizzo.Arcade Fire's Win Butler is in hot water for 'sexual misconduct'.Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/dams to get up a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee.High School Football: Cass Tech vs Southfield was canceled due to fans fighting in the stands. Algonac High School had to cancel their varsity season because they don't have enough kids to field a team.BranDon loses power and bolts.Sydney Sweeney had to defend her family after posting pictures of her mom's birthday party.Ezra Miller apologized to Warner Brothers to save the Flash, but he didn't apologize to any of the people that he harmed.Jennifer Lopez is really hurt that her wedding guests violates the NDAs that they made them sign because a video leaked out that was meant for her newsletter.Jack Sweeney, the Elon Musk flight tracker guy, says he will stop tracking on one condition that will never be met.Chris Brown's dog attacked his house keeper, but it Chris claims it's all her fault.Just as Drew was analyzing BranDon's power situation something crazy happened.Social media is dumb, but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).