Deshaun Watson's punishment, US kills Al-Qaeda leader, Chuck E. Cheese is racist too, Britney Spears book held up due to paper shortage, Prince Charles sketchy deals, Mystikal's rapes, Ana de Armas as Marilyn Monroe, Lollapalooza recap, and Trudi re-eulogizes Nichelle Nichols.Deshaun Watson has been suspended for 6 games. The NFL will act like they are going to appeal the decision.Ivana Trump has a pretty lonely and sad final resting place.The Donald is furious at the Brittney Griner trade proposals. Some people are questioning his definition of "loaded up".Trudi takes exception to our Nichelle Nichols eulogy. Nichelle cut her son out of her will because he couldn't wait to "sell her s#!t".Maz is on a cross-country family adventure.Will Smith is still really sorry. The apology video was one giant advertisement for Jaden Smith's stupid water company.Nate Burleson went from crashing cars (due to pizza) to anchoring CBS This Morning.Prince Charles loves money from the bin Laden's and shady Qatari politicians... Especially if it's cash in suitcases.We need to take a serious look at Deshaun Watson's 2022 Fantasy Football value.Political commercials are running overtime.Hard Knocks features the Detroit Lions and will debut on August 9th. Aidan Hutchinson is hazed. Jeff Okudah is trying not to be a total bust.Ray Lewis was suspended 0 games when he allegedly killed a guy.Mystikal (of 'Shake Ya Ass' fame) has been arrested for rape again.al Qaeda's leader Ayman al-Zawahiri has been killed by a CIA drone.The US backs Nancy Pelosi's trip to Taiwan.Jill Biden still calls herself a doctor but news outlets aren't doing so anymore.Ana de Armas is getting crap for playing Marilyn Monroe with a Cuban accent. Is this technically whiteface? With the NC-17 rating, we predict multiple Mr. Skin Awards.JLo's first husband, Ojani Noa, doesn't believe the marriage will last with her 4th husband, Ben Affleck.Look how hot Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez are together.Rob Lowe needed another podcast.Maya Rudolph is back and playing a MacKenzie Bezos rip-off in Loot.Gen Z know what they want and it includes John Hinckley Jr.Recession vs. Inflation.Customers are being really mean to Short's Brewing Company employees.Trudi is over the moon for orangutans with squirt guns.Chuck E. Cheese is in trouble for being racist just like Disney... and Sesame Place!Britney Spears has finished her book but the world has run out of paper to print it on. Britney is nude on social media again. She also went to a bar for the very first time.Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/dams or use the code dams to get a HUGE Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 1 additional month for free + a bonus gift! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee!Lollapalooza Chicago recap included a great Led Zeppelin cover by Porno for Pyros.New Beavis and Butt-Head episodes are dropping August 4th on Paramount+.Social media is dumb, but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).