Drew And Mike – April 5, 2022

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🗓️ 6 April 2022

⏱️ 175 minutes

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We demand a LMFAO reunion, Kansas' comeback over UNC, another Jeffrey Epstein victim speaks, Louis CK's Grammy angers people, American Greed: BLM, Howard Stern on the Magic Johnson Hour, fired over a UPS/Kamala Harris joke, and loans that don't have to be repaid.Marc is no longer vomiting.Detroit Tigers: Opening Day is going to be cold again. The Tigers trade for outfielder Austin Meadows. Spencer Torkelson remains BranDon's pen pal.Kansas defeated North Carolina for their 'One Shining Moment'.Drew demands catfishing be declared illegal. NASCAR driver Hailie Deegan is being stalked. Her dad was BranDon's tattoo muse.Grammy Fallout: Pink lets Rolling Stone know that they are irrelevant. People are still raging that Louis C.K. won a Grammy. "We Now Live in a World Where the Grammys Are Awesome" because they are what Rolling Stone wants them to be. The Grammys needed more Tony Bennett. Drew continues his war on Finneas."Hello friends", get ready for Jim Nance, The Masters, and crusty old Butler Cabin.Kanye quits on Coachella. Coachella is pretending like they're totally cool with Ye dropping out at the last second.Tory Lanez was arrested today for violating a protective order involving Megan Thee Stallion.Twitter's stock soars after Elon Musk buys stock and is inducted to the board.Chris Smalls is the mastermind of the Amazon union.College: Nobody seems to be enrolling at CMU. Joe Biden extended student loan payments. The movie PCU foreshadowed what is happening on college campuses today.Married With Children is the greatest show that kids weren't allowed to watch when they were younger.A Jeffrey Epstein victim breaks her silence to discuss the infamous Africa trip with Bill Clinton, Kevin Spacey and Chris Tucker.Stuttering John is the king of podcasts and landed Doug Stanhope as a guest. Karl sums it all up right here.American Greed: BLM.Jussie Smollett has more security guards than Volodymyr Zelenskyy does.China is the king of organ harvesting.Magic Johnson is dropping a new 4-part series to make him look better than Winning Time does. Magic wanted to punch Howard Stern over a 1998 interview.Jim Harbaugh wanted Colin Kaepernick as his Vikings quarterback coach.Hope Solo's BH is out of jail and already she's in trouble for putting her children's life in danger. Check this picture out.It takes 127 people to make the Freakonomics podcast.Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian were drunk in Vegas and got hitched.Britney Spears LOVES her new assistant.Farrah Abraham is going to be a stand-up comedian.Goonew's rotting corpse was on full display at Bliss Nightclub in Maryland.Here's the top 10 places to dance in Royal Oak.Drew can't stop listening to LMFAO.RIP Joe Messina. RIP Bobby Rydell.Kenny Rock is the latest Rock brother to roast Will Smith and defend his brother. How many brothers does this guy have?WMAL decided to BLOW OUT Amber Athey for a UPS joke on Twitter.Nobody likes Blac Chyna or her social media posts.Use our Amazon portal.Jim Breuer will be on the show tomorrow.Social media is dumb, but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).

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0:00.0	Hey, what's poppin'?
0:07.0	During my show reminding you to win my tickets to the Champions Club, see the Tigers,
0:19.4	and a soon to be named opponent and date depending on who wins, you can assault the buffet with
0:25.4	bass. In the Champions Club, just call 866 call hall and sign up for a free five minute
0:33.0	mortgage review for your chance to win. Win will be announced April 20th, 866 call hall
0:39.1	to win Drew's tickets. And we are in the deals Nadea.com studios, the
0:45.2	Drew and Mike show is rolling Marcus back. Hey Mark. Hi. Hey feeling. Great. There's one
0:52.0	thing I can do really well. It's vomit. Holy cow. Sometimes it makes you feel better.
0:57.8	Like I was telling you Drew, I've never been more correct about something than when I looked
1:00.9	at you yesterday and said, I think I need to go home to throw up. I'd rather throw
1:06.8	up at home than anywhere else. Sure. Sure. Anyway, yeah, it's a pretty quick turnaround
1:11.9	and I'll see we're already onto the Wednesday show, which means we're a couple days off from
1:17.7	opening day. And I was just seeing that last year's opening, it was a coldest ever.
1:23.1	It was snowing when Mickey hit that home run, which is pretty cool. And then the second
1:28.4	coldest was opening day, April 1, 2000, when I remember that day. Yeah. The opening of
1:33.8	the stadium. So glad I didn't buy him a jacket. Hey man. And Mr. Skin is still recovering.
1:40.1	He was so sick after that. He's sick for weeks after that. It was rainy. It was the worst.
1:45.1	Anyway, Friday we have a high of 48 and 40% chance of rain. So they're playing the whole
1:53.2	season, right? They're going to get 162 games in. Correct. So did they extended the season
1:57.9	then, right? I don't even know how they did that. I don't even care really. I'm so uninterested
2:03.4	in these people, millionaires and billionaires fighting that I just whatever happens. Oh,
2:07.2	but that season's just too long. It's freezing when it starts. It's too long, but they need
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