Drew And Mike – April 20, 2023
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
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🗓️ 21 April 2023
⏱️ 190 minutes
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Summary
* DMP's first official mock draft with Tom Mazawey & Ryan Ermanni! Happy 4/20, LaraJuicyTV's TikTok stardom, Kelly & Mark Cuck-suelos, MTV's Headbanger's Ball, a brand-new Bonerline, and The Hawk has a beef with Jim Bentley.
* The Hawk has a vendetta against Jim Bentley. Jim laments having to get off his parent's phone plane because of the podcast scrutiny.
* Elon Musk's SpaceX rocket launch was cool... but blew up.
* Thanks to everyone who came out to The Breeze to buy GhostBudsters!
* Drew is getting bullied on YouTube for his subscriber count.
* LaraJuicyTV is our new favorite Instagram fart-fluencer. Check out these blasts.
* Kennedy News: Drew came across the final two phone numbers that Lee Harvey Oswald wanted to call to reach some dude name 'John Hurt'. We decide to call them. RFK Jr. is running for president and Cheryl Hines is taking a brunt of the anger.
* 947 is the new area code you need to memorize.
* Tom Mazawey and Ryan Ermanni join the show for our first official DMP Mock Draft.
* The hottest sex trend with young people is... choking.
* Trudi is so bored that she doodled all show.
* Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos may have the worst show on television.
* The Bonerline is back on Friday's show! GhostBudsters Farms brings you today’s BL! Call or text 209-66-Boner.
* Mike Lindell is getting called-out for his election fraud claims and now has to pay $5M.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Oh boy, it's Jim Bay. |
| 0:02.0 | Damn it. |
| 0:03.0 | Hey, what's popping? |
| 0:13.0 | Here in Hawk, open the show just reminded me, Hawk was really hard on Jim Bentley last week. |
| 0:19.0 | I was like, what's up with Hawk? Have a heart on about Bentley? |
| 0:22.0 | Heart on me, heart on my mom. |
| 0:24.0 | Yeah, that was weird. It just came out of nowhere. |
| 0:27.0 | My mom cried about that. I told her. |
| 0:30.0 | Sorry to hear that. She should be booed by the fact that you not have a separate, you're off her phone bill, right? |
| 0:35.0 | Oh, but it's been like eight years, you know, many people still mention that. |
| 0:39.0 | It's not eight years. |
| 0:40.0 | You're on the phone plan since the past five years. |
| 0:42.0 | Okay, how about five years? |
| 0:44.0 | I think we're getting to go shade from five to four. |
| 0:47.0 | I'm gonna get that. I'm gonna find the, uh, |
| 0:49.0 | I should ask her. |
| 0:50.0 | I gotta ask the warden when we started. |
| 0:52.0 | Like some forensic data on that. |
| 0:54.0 | How do Kate feel about it by the way? |
| 0:55.0 | Is Kate bummed or happy? |
| 0:58.0 | She's bummed because we pay like $100 more a month now. |
| 1:01.0 | Okay. |
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