Drew missed Opening Day, Britney Spears claims she's pregnant, Dwayne Haskins death, Jack White's busy weekend, Bennifer engaged again, Eli Zaret stops by, John Wayne Gacy tapes, and the John Hinckley Jr tour hits the road.Drew still doesn't feel good. He was so ill he missed Opening Day.Eli Zaret joins the show to complain about baseball, complain about analytics, complain about Tiger Woods at The Masters, speculate Juwan Howard to the Lakers, and give his weekly Winning Time recap.Other Sports: Dave Portnoy says Tiger Woods is a fraud. Spencer Haywood confirms self-circumcision.Michelle Carter and her eyebrows have been spotted.Andy Dick has a brand-new #1 hit tune.John Hinckley is gearing up for first concert tour.The John Wayne Gary tapes are coming to Netflix, but some people are saying it'll be hard to top Jason Moss' recordings with the Killer Clown.Jussie Smollett drops a new tune as he continues to pretend he was the one who was wronged.TikTok is officially on the way down as Richard Marx is the app's newest star.Britney Spears says she's pregnant for the third time. Other people think she just might be a little gassy.Jack White's Friday: National Anthem on Opening Day. Hang out with Gibby on TV. Play a concert. Get engaged. Get married. Sly Stone got hitched at one of his concerts too.Kim Kardashian is really upset at the possibility of a second porn tape coming out.Russia vs Ukraine: Anonymous is taking on Russia. Volodymyr Zelenskyy did a big interview with 60 Minutes. Ukraine wants more weapons. Will Smith has been slapped with a 10-year Oscars ban. Jada Pinkett Smith is the bad guy now and everyone is mad at her. Willow Smith wanted Tupac to be her daddy. Kodak Black wants to give her a 'whoopin'. Willow pretended to play guitar on SNL.Someone named Melina Abdullah is pro-violence and supports Will Smith.Jim Breuer is STILL getting our audience fired up.People are rallying around the Main Art Theatre in Royal Oak. Problem is, they won't go there if it's saved.Julian Lennon sings Imagine for the first time after saying he'd never perform it. Pink Floyd dropped a new tune for Ukraine.Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard will never end.Courtney Clenney is the OnlyFans murderer.Robert Snell does a follow-up on the Victory Inn.What the hell happened to Dwayne Haskins? Adam Schefter got railed for his announcement of it. Gil Brandt is old and said dumb things on the radio.Jessica Simpson is 'sizzling' again.Two Whitmer 'kidnappers' acquitted, two get hung jury.Ford Fireworks return to Downtown Detroit.COVID: Anthony Fauci wants you to live with COVID accordingly. Doctors aren't prescribing any of the COVID treatments. Bill Maher again tells people scared of COVID to lose some goddamn weight.Brooklyn Beckham married some rich chick and every news outlet did a story on it. Brooklyn is the worst chef possibly ever.Chet Hanks is still available to help you get ripped.Al Pacino has a new smoking hot girlfriend. He was 53 when she was born.Bennifer is truly Forever Love, as they are engaged again.Tim Robinson is trolling us by filming a TV show right next to Drew's house.Cristiano Ronaldo attacks a 14-year-old.Megan Rapinoe & 12 Time All-Star Sue Bird vs The Rock.Social media is dumb, but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).