Here's what I want you to know in your mind. You're in your car right now probably around

the subway. That's true. That's based on this to I'm tracking your

friend and most people who listen to the show are moving at this moment in the future.

You're moving. You're almost certainly moving. Not moving like residences.

No, like you're physically your body is traveling it's very transient society.

Yeah, so close your eyes but not so much that you'll be in danger. Close your mind's eye. Close your

mind's eye and I want you to know the David Pierce's dressed as a mother fucking pie. That's true.

Now I can tell you why he's dressed as a pirate but I suspect why. I don't know who is behind this

troll which is great but I don't have comfortable. But know that this day is David Pierce's last day at

the verge which isn't saved for for some time. We tend to reel him back in but for for

foreseeable future sure David is leaving us. He's going to wired. I suspect that the reason David

has been receiving pirate regalia all day is because wired is not a pirate ship. This is my guess.

So so this is not preparation for a pirate ship though. No, this is sabotage. This is

because you won't fit in on a non pirate ship. No, so the other problem is that I just cleaned my

desk for like 45 minutes and it's still really messy. Yeah, which is like I'm screwed. Yeah,

I'm just objectively they're going to be like oh, yeah, this is your kitschy lamp. David get out.

What's the best thing? So if you don't know if you don't know today we're all very sad. I

it most people are sad. I have had to take revenge. You're murderous. I'm I it's going to be really

bad. It's basically like taken for starring the lap tell. You're going to come like blow up. Yeah,

I have a unique set except the difference is that and that is and that is not dealing with break-ups.

Except the difference is that David is voluntarily leaving taken for she just left that's not

she just like walked out. I don't know. That's the crazy. Are you taking a different? Are you

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