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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast.

For today, we're going to rush through because we didn't have too many celebrity stories on the program, did we?

I was a little bit disappointed, really.

I thought there would have been something a little bit more interesting than dreary old Katie Price and her forthcoming nuptials.

I think she's going to get married at the end of next week.

She sold the story.

And I know a number of journalists were saying, listen, I mean, let's put her out to pasture now.

She's had her five minutes.

But they'll splash her over the front of OK magazine.

I can't think of anybody else who'd be remotely interested in her and the wife cheater, which is little Kieran. Kieran who doesn't appear to have a job.

The children will all be dressed up as little bridesmaids and brides boys or whatever they call them now.

And it will be suitably tacky. There'll be the usual bunch of Zed list celebrities.

She has to drag out people that she didn't know five minutes ago. So I'm assuming there'll be a few people from celebrity Big Brother who will be going to it because they don't have any friends either. So they'll all have to trot out to this thing. But how many she'll be in contact with? I don't know. I should imagine OK magazine.

They normally say, well, listen, you know, you need to fill up so many pages with celebrities,

because nobody's really interested in how bad she's going to look, because you know the makeup's

trawled on, the hair will all be sort of done, somebody else's head, it'll be done on and then they'll stick it on her head. And Kieran, they'll sort of put in a bit of a Nancy boy outfit.

And the kids will be dressed up and there'll be lots of sort of flowers everywhere.

It'll be a sort of thing and they'll pay her, I don't know, 150,000, little bit of income, which goes to prove, as I said,

this morning, she don't have 40 million sitting in the bank. She has, she lives hand to mouth.

She lives hand to mouth. So, you know, at the time she's done, so she's done Big Brother,

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