This episode of the Logan Pete Show is sponsored by his majesty's prison and probation service.

Working in the prison and probation service is not a normal office 9 to 5, every single

day is different. Every day is extraordinary. But you don't have to be a superhero to do

it. These roles are performed by people you see every day. They're people you see in

the coffee shops, down the pub, at the football. If you want a role that's varied, unique

and interesting, whether as an officer or one of the other roles, you're getting a position

that's so challenging and a rewarding thing to do. As a prison officer, for example,

you'll have the opportunity to carry out so many different roles within any one day,

one minute, peacekeeper. The next, you're a counsellor, the next, a teacher. Many prison

roles don't require any specific qualifications. They're looking for people who have good communication

skills, can listen, build rapport, empathetic, resilient and a team player. Working in the prison

service is a unique opportunity and a unique environment like no other, where you help

to protect the public and make a positive impact all with a supportive and encouraging

team behind you, an excellent training and support. If this sounds like you, just search

prison jobs.

And we're back with Luke Peachyour. It is a Thursday. Are you ready for an email about

defragmenting a hard drive? We're ready to give it to you. I'm Pete Dunlinson, I'm John

by Luke Merle, how the devil are you? Luke Merle. Very well, thank you. You have to earn

the right to hear that email, actually. You've got to go through the first half of the show

to get past the ad break to then hear the defrag special. Yeah, because what we'll do is

you can't just skip forward. Will you plus 30 seconds or plus 15 seconds? Because in the

middle of the defrag chart, I'll just shout random stuff. Duck, missile, silo, grass. That's

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