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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Dreaming About Being a Sumo Wrestler with Katya & Katya's "Mom"

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.912K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2021

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Part 2 of our special Mother's Day Bald and the Beautiful Extravaganza continues as we welcome Katya's Mom to the podcast! After recovering from the only known case of COVID hemorrhoids, she is fresh out of acute posterior rehab and ready to talk about Katya's placenta, her tragic deli-based skull injuries as an infant, and the actual legal name she was given at birth. This episode is touching. It's confusing. It's kinda gross. In other words, it's a microcosm of genuine motherly love. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hi everybody, welcome back to another riveting episode of The Bald in the Beautiful Podcast.

0:10.0

Today I am flying solo, I am the only host.

0:13.5

Trixi is, she's passed on and so she has given me the great opportunity to do this by myself

0:19.0

and I'm here with an incredible woman in our second installment of the Mother's Day

0:24.4

extravaganza eleganza. So I'm here with an incredible woman, a woman who she is the sister

0:32.0

I never had. She is the friend you've always dreamed of. She is the lover that dare not speak

0:40.0

its name. She is in fact my mother, the incredible, the talented, the show-stopping Patricia

0:46.4

and McCook, Nay, Maureen. Thank you so much. Well of course, known to me as simply mom.

0:54.5

Thank you so much for being here mom. I know we had a little bit of a, you know, I, you

0:59.0

are so good at so many things. Technology perhaps is not one of your strong suits. I think

1:05.0

it took us about three and a half hours to set up the Zoom call, but I appreciate

1:09.8

you sticking it out. It was just a quick hiccoth. Is that a hiccup and a cough? That's a hiccup

1:18.2

and a cough. Quite honestly, I can't believe you sprang for my lines.

1:24.4

Now okay, so we have so much to talk about, but before we get into the nitty gritty, I want

1:28.4

to ask you a very personal question. Yes. So during labor, when you were giving birth to

1:34.4

me, you famously said to me at one point that the doctor or the, he was the doctor or the

1:40.6

nurse in the room administered an enema to you during labor. Now why? Why? What is the

1:49.3

point of that? Well, I didn't think it was appropriate to tell you before. I think you're

1:54.2

mature enough to handle it, but you were a twin. Okay. And the other one wasn't coming out.

2:00.5

Oh. And so they had to detach the plopla chenta. Now wait, so okay, so was it a, so my,

2:08.6

okay, wow, this is a lot of process. Was the twin coming from the, excuse my French,

2:14.7

but the other whole or here's what happened. I had a simple handlebar accident. Okay.

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