Dream Theater Sucks

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3.7 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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We disperse this episode unto the wilderness not so that we may receive countless responses from peasants who "never even heard of these guys lol" and somehow believe that means they should be doing anything other than shutting the hell up when kings do talk of music. Nay! This broadcast shall transmit throughout the land for all who have likewise suffered the presence of yon unwashed hessians so bold as to claim this alleged Dream Theater be of utmost musical quality. And hasten ye not for to smirk, as these common folk surely do say so but never in jest.

By the way, who told the singer of this band that being in Steroid Rush means he's allowed to wear leather pants? Because as uncool as it is for anyone not named Axl Rose to wear leather pants, "singer of Dream Theater in leather pants" makes literally every other person on the planet seem as cool as Bruce Lee in the year 1972.

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0:00.0	I
0:12.8	Know the others dream theater even really dude really sing these kind of things like falsetto
0:17.7	We I don't want to talk about this band singer at all
0:21.2	Which in like it doesn't exist
0:24.3	Yeah, if you've Nord will go away
0:26.3	Dream theater. I believe we can get it through the night
0:35.2	I've never listened to a dream theater song beginning to end it takes too long
0:39.3	I don't have that kind of time. I don't have that kind of patience and
0:44.0	It's too fucking brutally boring. Honestly. I can't I can't at 30 seconds maybe 45
0:50.8	Dream Theater answers the question what if metal was no longer any kind of fun at all
0:55.6	Isn't metal supposed to be fun in a lot of ways isn't that the point if metal is like a derivative a heavier version of rock and roll
1:04.0	It gets heavier progressively
1:06.0	Dream Theater. I don't even think falls into the same category should be in its own category of maybe like
1:12.5	Classical music, I guess guitar driven classical music is it even heavy metal?
1:17.2	I don't it's not heavy metal. It does not fit any genre. It's on its own little island of self-flating bullshit
1:23.3	Metal they got lost somewhere along the way and ended up with its head up its own ass if you were to transpose it to piano
1:31.8	Probably wouldn't think anything of it. Here's how fun dream theater isn't there has never been a dream theater song
1:38.6	Licensed for a comedy movie
1:40.8	You know how basically any big comedy movie since the late 80s early 90s has a metal song in it at some point
1:49.5	Mm-hmm master of puppets plays during the kidnapping
1:54.4	Hazing scene of old school metal and comedy movies go hand in hand, but not dream theater
2:00.2	Well metal I think it gives you like an emotional response, you know
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