0:00.0	you have a chance to build a rest up off the interstate.
0:02.8	How does yours look?
0:06.0	Slop machines in there.
0:08.0	Holiday gas station.
0:09.3	Salt machines a good one.
0:12.0	Um, I, I actually, you know, they have the bathrooms. I want there to be a bathrooms only thing, but there to be, to's go with 10 stalls men's, 10 stalls, 5 urinals, 10 stalls
0:30.2	men, 10 stalls women, and I want a staff of five people in each bathroom just
0:36.8	making sure that thing is immaculate I'd agree. So there's one guy spraying
0:40.7	Cologne on you as you leave. Yep.
0:42.6	One person handing you towels to wipe your hands off.
0:45.9	The other three are constantly just after every person goes to the bathroom,
0:49.2	they clean the toilet.
0:50.0	One to shake you off when you're at the urinal.
0:52.0	Yep. Yep.
0:53.2	Because this is my this is my dream right? That's what I want. I want to get a
0:58.8	borderline shakeoff at the urinal, but that's immaculately clean because someone
1:07.0	cleaned it right before.
1:08.0	Yeah. I don't even want to touch the paper towels until I'm wiping them with my hands
1:14.5	and I'd live a shot of Cologne
1:16.5	and maybe a breath mint as I leave.
1:18.5	You better be tipping.
1:20.0	I also want troughs at mine.
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