Hi guys, welcome to today's episode of Off the Rails.

In our previous episode we talked about how there's people who do what's called shifting

when they can will themselves into the world of Harry Potter. For real, not imagination.

They're really there in Hogwarts. So today I'm going to be using the Ravenclaw method to shift myself

into the world of Harry Potter. I have the crew here who's going to be giving me positive affirmations

that I am indeed a wizard, which I know I am, and eventually hopefully this is going to end up with me

having a sexual encounter with Hagrid. That's the goal here folks. So with that being said,

let's get on shifting boys and girls watching you boys, but girl everybody watching.

The Raven method involves laying in a starfish position and counting to 100. Usually with subliminals

playing or with positive affirmations said between numbers. All right, let's do let's start the

ceremony guys. All right, here we go. I'm just going to relax. So what? We're just your

wizard and shit like where we I don't know. You're a wizard. You can use magic is real.

All right. If in your wizard. Your wizard. Your wizard. Your wizard. Your wizard.

One, two, I have my knee grains here. I've been wrong. Weasley.

Wrongly. Draco Milfoie. Milfoie. David Copperfield.

Can you guys maybe just try like I'm trying to do Harry Potter while you talking like David Copperfield.

Is it a tradition? Can you try a little harder? He's a Lucian. He doesn't have a fuck. He can't do

a Abercudabra. He can't do a tronus. Can you guys try a little harder please?

Can you? Can. Can. That's pretty good. Can. That was fucking it. More of the rain.

How does a wizard use a good character? One. Your wizard. Your wizard. Your wizard.

What is his wizard? 86. 89. 93. 95. 96. 97.

Oh my god. I can't believe it. I mean Harry Potter. Is that

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