You're listening to Heaving Buzums, the podcast where Two Best Friends Recap Romance Novels, while loving a Golden Retriever and judging fictional ex-boyfriends real hard.

Go to love what we love and do what I love.

Stack our shells with the creatures out. Shad up from the rooftop. Oh, Yeah, love Hey, HB's

I'm so glad you're back for part two.

Before we get to that though, I've got some

absolutely incredible patrons to shout out. So, hey, thank you for your support and make sure

you drink some water today. Stephanie L., Rebecca P., Aaron, and Rachel.

When we left you yesterday, Everett and Raleigh were on their way to the wedding,

and had just stopped for a rest area hookup.

Maybe that wasn't their intent when they stopped, but boy, that's certainly where we got.

That's where we're picking up the story.

Here we go.

Love it out. Love it out.

Love it.

Oh. Love it. Okay, okay, okay, okay, huh, okay, huh, actually, can I read you the verbatim line?

Because I am so fucking close.

It's wild.

Melody, we don't do quotes on this podcast.

I read the entire tiring.

Of course you can read the fucking quote.

It says, like, generations of gay men before us, I'm going to suck you dry in a rest

stop bathroom stall. How close was I? It was like two words off. I'm not shocked by that.

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