Drama Alarm

Distractible

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00.0	This episode, A Distractable, is presented by T-Mobile 5G Home Internet.
0:04.5	Okay.
0:05.8	How do you guys know when someone's really your friend?
0:09.4	I don't know.
0:11.4	I don't know.
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0:39.6	Spees is very new to factor affecting cellular networks.
0:42.7	Guarantee exclusions details at team mobile.com slash home internet.
0:50.2	Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers and welcome to distractible.
0:58.1	This episode, Marbled Mark walks on the wild side by finally declaring total war.
1:06.8	Windblown strawberry wade, quests for naughty nibbles, crucifies Cooper, trash is Tucker, Junk's Joe, and beats a blonde.
1:16.8	Beat a battleer Bob, bitches about his bath, suffers sniffles, kicks Kimber, smacks smartless, punches PSA, and blasts Bartlett.
1:20.5	From controversies to an armchair asshole.
1:27.4	Yes, it's time for Drama Alarm
1:27.6	Now sit back
1:30.1	And prepare to be distracted
1:32.2	And enjoy this wonderful show
1:35.6	All right
1:38.3	Hold on to your butts
1:40.5	It's about to get
1:42.4	Erotic Oh I don't know if I care for that very much I don't butts, it's about to get erotic.
1:45.2	Oh, I don't know if I care for that very much.
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