Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio

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This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran

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But do not text this week because we ain't live

We are many things but we are not live this week

Okay, we are a recording for jokes press one or music press two

Okay

Hello, imagine how many twos have been pressed around the country now

Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see

Morning Jim, morning, morning everyone

Morning Richie

So, whoops, drop something

It's all right, I've picked it up

Do you know what I like about the pre-rec?

As I believe the producer calls it when you try to sound a bit technical, like she's doing

There's lots more food

They've got all sorts here

It's more serious, really

Jelly Babies

It's like a handsome court banquet

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