You're listening to KFI, AM 640, the Bill Handle show On Demand, on the IHeart Radio app.

KFI, AM 640 Bill Handle on Saturday morning.

Yep, here we go again.

And we have three fun hours in which I humiliate you, make you feel miserable, hopefully, give you absolutely no hope

whatsoever where hope should be there.

I'm there to undo that.

And somewhere in there give you marginal legal advice, and that's what I do.

And the phone number, as always, and number as always and as always top of the

top of the hour best time to call and top of the first hour the best best time to call number is

800 520 1534 800 520 1534. And keep in mind, I have been doing this show for decades and decades.

And so I should know what I'm talking about, which strangely enough, I don't. But hey, what can I tell you?

I'm the last, I'm the last man standing.

Do you know that I started this show even before I came to KFI and KFI has been a talk

station?

I was there the first day that it became a talk station that it flipped.

I think the previous format was Farsi folk songs from a DJ

in Fresno. And that wasn't working out so well. So the station flipped over to a talk station.

All right. Our phone number, 800, 5201534, and keep in mind, all right,

calendar this one, all right, because I never do this. Are you ready? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Hello to Sam, who is our board op engineer extraordinaire. Good morning, Sam. Good morning, Bill. How

you doing?

Horrible, but you see, I've never done that before. I know. I'm a little shocked here.

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