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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2017

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Improv in Irvine, Greg recalls Raquel Welch, Robert Kraft and Republicans.

Transcript

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With almost three hours to get here from Hollywood tonight, I can understand now why you

1:04.2

never leave.

1:05.2

It's not that I would love it so much here.

1:07.8

It's just that I'd be like, really?

1:09.0

It's three hours to get anywhere?

1:10.3

Wow.

1:11.3

And yet you can be a new port beach or a redondo beach and be back in the 80s anytime you

1:16.8

like.

1:17.8

And that's what makes Orange County so awesome.

1:20.6

I was asked by one of our guests here tonight not to go hard on Orange County because Orange

1:25.7

County has changed so much.

1:27.1

So when I first came here back in the 40s, it was an orange grove and you could laugh harder

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