Draining Richard's Balls

HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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SPECIAL EPISODE ALERT! WE'RE DROPPING BALLS UNTIL WE GET A RED ONE - STRAP IN AND PREPARE TO TWIST. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/hardlaunch Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌍 To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/danandphil⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/HardLaunchPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/HardLaunchPodcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.
0:04.0	Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy!
0:09.0	Oh God!
0:10.0	Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power embarrassing Eddie makes way for Sensible Samuel.
0:15.0	Cool, that was close.
0:16.0	You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver,
0:19.0	because with Paddy's Super Sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and exclusions apply. 18 plus scummelaware. Dot-or. Head to the coast and Abercrombie's latest summer drop. It's short season. And there are new C-Fade shorts add the perfect wash look to your fit.
0:40.3	They're so easy to throw on and pair with everything in your closet.
0:44.2	Complete the look with a new shirt and your set.
0:47.3	Prep for summer with Abercrombie in the app, online, and in stores.
0:55.0	May. and in stores. Make up! May the 11th, a date that is going to go down in history
1:01.0	amongst all of the 11ths of months.
1:06.0	Yep, okay, so I'm not here this week.
1:09.0	Where am I? He's away! It's my mum's 60th birthday, and she'm not here this week. Where am I?
1:11.2	He's away! It's my mum's 60th birthday, and she wanted to see some lava. So, you're in... What the fuck is that about? A volcano. Where are you going? Well, I was like, that's very far away to go to Hawaii or something. How's about we go to Iceland, and maybe if we're lucky, there'll be a volcanic explosion, and actually the flight will get cancelled and we won't manage to go there.
1:30.0	But we're lucky, there'll be a volcanic explosion and actually the flight will get cancelled and we won't manage to go there. But we're going there. We had a holiday cancelled because of the last volcanic explosion in Iceland. Dan and Phil were going to go to Portugal. We were. We were. Remember that? So Phil's going to be sat on his ass. I'm going to fall down a crevasse. And so what are we doing today? We are doing something that is going to go down in history.
1:47.2	Special episode.
1:48.2	Special episode.
1:49.7	Bring them in.
1:56.2	Richard.
1:57.6	Our collective metal child.
2:01.2	Sure.
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