Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true.

The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Dragnet is brought to you by Chesterfield, made by Ligod and Myers.

First, major tobacco company to bring you a complete line of quality cigarettes.

You're a detective sergeant. You're assigned to juvenile detail.

You get a report of drug addiction within a group of teenagers.

You don't know if the information is true.

Your job, check it out.

Meet Peter Lynn Hayes and Mary Healy,

America's favorite husband and wife comedy team.

They are typical of smokers everywhere who are saying,

Chesterfield's for me.

Mary says,

I've smoked regular-sized Chesterfields for about seven years.

Guess that ought to prove how I feel about Chesterfield's taste in mildness.

Peter says, Chesterfield's for me, too.

As far as I'm concerned, King is the only size, and like Mary says, Chesterfield's for me, too. For as I'm concerned, King is the only size,

and like Mary says, Chesterfield is the only cigarette.

Either way you like them.

I bet you'll find Chesterfield is best for you.

Yes, smoke America's most popular two-way cigarette,

regular and king-size Chesterfield.

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