Welcome to Rumble Strip, Vermont. Today a show from Larry Masst about cars and honor.

Larry owns two Portia's and he talks about them a lot.

In fact, it's almost all he ever talks about.

His friend, Joe Frank, who... It's almost all he ever talks about.

His friend, Joe Frank, who, in addition to being one of the greatest radio producers of all time,

is a BMW man.

Which is the Superior car, the Porsche, the BMW? Well, Joe and Larry have agreed to

race and this race will decide things. But in the meantime, they're just going to go on and on and on about

their cars. Welcome. Are you still driving that shitty old BMW? Isn't that what you got? Well I find it remarkable that you

would use a term like that to describe the finest automobile in the world the

BMW. Back when you were first going to buy that car, which I have seen one time, it's a huge

hulking, I think it's dark blue four-door sedan and you were saying, I really want to buy this car but I don't want people

to think I'm the kind of person who would drive one? I never said that. I never

said that. said that you're

said it over and over you're misrepresenting going through agonies of indecision and I

didn't at the time know what kind of people would actually drive one of those things but now I

I understand you are the kind of person who would drive one of those things.

Well you know I don't understand why you disparage the BMW it It is such a superior car to the Porsche Correira. The

Porsche Correira is a vehicle that it is a midlife crisis cliche. What's the fastest that you've ever driven that

hulking sedan? A hundred and forty miles an hour and that was on a bumpy

farm yard road.

It was, I was driving past cattle and sheep.

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