Ladies and gentlemen to you, the fellas, the fellas out there, I come bearing gifts,

I come bearing joy, I come bearing happy good wishes, happy good wishes, and happy National

Calendar Day in terms of today being a lot of different things, some things I can't even

pronounce. But the big one, National Pancake Day, it's Fat Tuesday. I ended up seeing that

that's a religious thing. I don't know, but it's National Pancake Day, Fat Tuesday.

They seem like they're going hand in hand to an extent there.

So yeah, go gorge yourself with some pancakes today.

And look, if you got a gluten intolerance or something like that, they got you taken care of, right?

They got you taken care of.

I hop's going to be hitting you with some free pancakes.

I don't know. I'm just saying that. We're probably going to get a big rush of people going running up in there,

but it's probably not going to lead to anything, but National Pancake Day, enjoy it. Enjoy the National

Calendar Days. You don't get yourself a little fun. Look at the National Calendar Days to start your day and say,

hey, I can do this today and actually it's warranted just by saying, just by saying that it's a national calendar, give me an excuse to go get some pancakes, so just give me something to celebrate.

Give me something to do differently during these cold times, basically every single place in the country

if you're not in sunny South Florida.

And if you are out there, props to you, credit to you, you're in the right place these days

for your mental state, for your tan, for your ability to go outside and not have to be bundled

up cold as fuck i hope you're having a lovely day today we have a

six game slate coming off of a slate yesterday where it prompted me to tweet this NBA season got to go look

i don't actually mean that i love the NBA i like the hectic parts that's happening in the NBA because

i'm actually somebody who stays up and updates the projections i'm actually somebody who stays up and

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