Ladies and gentlemen, fellas, fellas, welcome in to March 14th, the great Drake song, and we got a lot of stuff going on today. Daylight savings, National Pie Day. I mean, I can read off the calendar right now for all you people. Those are the ones that you might actually know of today. National Potato Chip Day. Pretty easy to celebrate. Even if you're looking for the grain-free stuff, even if you're somebody who's on the paleo, the keto, there's some grain-free things out there. They make out of chickpeas and who the fuck knows what else. Get a load of this one. National Learn about butterflies day. National Kids Crafts Day. There's a lot of stuff going on it.

It's a nice little six-game slate. A couple of afternoon NBA games. I'm sure people are all

caught up in the championship Sundays and Saturdays and the championship weekend of the college basketball and all that type of stuff. So lots of sports currently going on today. We have a NASCAR video out for today's

NASCAR event as well, depending on when you're watching this. And then your boy, Sal, right here,

still coming from his girlfriend's parents garage right here in Austin, Texas. We're still going to be

breaking it down, traveling later today. So yeah, that's the gist of it, folks. Six games slate right here.

As always, we will update throughout lock, as we do have a decent amount of injury news today

and some interesting and appealing ways that starting rotations could change my interests.

But right now, the top 12 plays, the very, very quick, 30 seconds or so injury news,

a preview or recap, I guess, of last night and yesterday's news for today. And then we'll get into

the top 12 picks for all you ladies, all you gentlemen, all you fellas, you fellas. I cannot wait

to get back up in the studio and start getting back to these live streams tomorrow for all of you,

as well as these lovely videos. Get right back to, oh, I mean, I didn't even mention for the sports

today. The ending of the players today, go JT, go cash us those 20 to one tickets and those disrespectful numbers

that they put on you so we could all we could all hold hands together on pasta sunday singing kumbayage

with the old italian women jumping up and down when j t wins today and the sauce flying and everybody

pulling their tickets out of that pocket that they won they won picture it right now it's gonna be a

beautiful oh it's gonna be a beautiful motherfucking time. Why don't we sit back, relax, max all cool. Like, subscribe on your end. I really do appreciate that.

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