Ayo, ladies, gentlemen, fellas, fellas, I hope that big old Ayo didn't pop your

earballs out of place right there, but let me be the first.

If you're watching on the YouTube version, they get the pink shirt on, it's the first day right

now. Let me be the first to say, hey, welcome to spring. It's officially spring begins today.

March 20th, 2021. We made it, we did it. Pack up your bags, winter, pack up your bags, cold weather, and get on out of here. Get on what you day. We're here. We're ready to go. The nicer weather is

coming. The binks are coming. Lots of people winning some Dolaruski's. We're feeling real,

real good about our chances today on this lovely little four-game slate in the NBA. I got the whole

slate projected out already. All my minutes. All my projections are are in we'll change some stuff if we need to for any injuries potentially sir jubakal who's questionable but it seems like we're going to be fine it seems like

all the guys are already going to be out or already ruled out and i'm here to tell you those quick

injuries i'm here to give you the top 12 plays of the day and oh boy we're going to be doing a lot

today in this show let's do that let's project out some lineups since it's only a four-game slate midway through we can project out some lineups let's talk about prize picks let's do it all let's smack you around you can smack me back if you want to okay

happy also national while we're out there right now happy national proposal day whether you're looking

to get married maybe today spur of the moment you know it's also national corn dog day so maybe

spur of the moment you put the ring inside the corn dog you deep fried you put it in there maybe you can give a fake ring so you know you don't spend a lot of dollar ruski's deep frying motherfucking ring and then you say here eat this

corn dog she eats the corn dog it's also national HIV awareness day so you tell her you got HIV and then

she eats the corn dog she's almost choking she finds the ring and it's a lovely it's a lovely story

and how you guys ended up getting married or it could just be national proposal day and you're at work doing some proposals but but but that way to celebrate all three national calendar days is a pretty good one so you

put the ring in the corn dog you tell you got on HIV you're proposing and maybe maybe maybe hopefully

hopefully it goes good for you maybe maybe you're looking for her to say no who knows but but but but

but but but but big old booty let's do this right now. Like, subscribe, do those things. We'll be live later today around 4.30 p.m. East Coast time for this slate. And also I might go live, so hitting

that notification mail, we'll do a surprise live stream potentially for the MMA slate today.

I might go live around 1 or 2 p.m. East Coast time for that one and just kind of approach it

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