Time now for the Yahoo Sports College Podcast with Dan Wetzel.

Try to stay out of non-family events.

If you're listening, you know, just, I'm not gonna, this isn't getting too dicey, but slight heads up.

That's just a slight heads up.

Pete Samo!

When Pat becomes all bullet no muscle, then that will all come full circle.

And S.I.'s Pat Forty!

I'm good with letting the freak flag fly for a while.

I'm fine with it.

Here's Pat, Pete, and Dan.

All right, welcome to the pod.

It's same as yesterday, same as tomorrow, nothing's happening in America, but we are here to have a podcast.

I got to, I cut my own hair.

If either of you too attempted to cut your own hair or gotten a haircut?

Absolutely not. I am not touching my own hair. I'm not even letting anybody in my house

touch my own hair. I may ask my wife to shape my neck eventually because I got

kind of that werewolf neck thing. But I want no part of trying to do this myself.

So, did you cut yours yourself, Dan, your own hands?

Can you imagine the line at the barber shops,

the haircut places when this thing finally ends

it's gonna be outrageous.

Honestly these hair I know they're they're hurting but they could literally be

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