Hey, hey, where you've been?

Bucket talk is about to begin.

Hey, hey, hey, come on, man.

Welcome back to Book I Talk.

I'm Stephen Means.

That's Stefan Christenig, and that is Andrew Gillis.

The NCAA tournament officially begins today at noon. Well, they have like the first four end games and stuff like that, but that's not. No, that's not what we're talking about. We're talking about when it starts at noon and all of a sudden you come back from lunch and nobody's getting any work done because they're watching hoops. That's the tournament. This first four starts with Ohio State.

When Ohio State starts the tournament starts.

Yeah, listen, man, even in basketball, you're going to play at noon. Everything's at noon at Ohio State here. We're going to do something fun today. We're going to take the football team and we're going to turn them in the basketball players and build three on three teams of who we think would produce the best three on three

team of football players playing basketball. And it's got to be the current 2026 roster.

So Sonny Stiles is a no-go. Caleb Downs is a no-go. I don't think Caleb Downs is very good

at basketball. Cardo Tate is a no-go. I think this is going to be fun, mainly because

this becomes the which wide receivers is everybody going to get fooled in the taking because

they're tall people, and I'm going to be like, aha, I tricked you. And then I went with a linebacker

or a defensive tackle. I have this thing up on the screen right now of actually no, we'll just do this. Stefan,

pick a number between one and one thousand. Oh, uh, I was expecting like one and 10. No.

I'll do 730. Ulyis. 511? What was your number again?

Stefan.

730.

And yours was 511 Gilles?

Both of you went over, so I'll do it again.

Okay.

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