Ian Achor, Ian Ochoer, Max Ian Ochoore, also Mendoza, Fernando Mendoza, NFL draft coming at you on remote from the site of the NFL draft,

2026 and Football America's most consequential city. Let's start the show.

Yes, hi and hello, my fellow football Americans. Welcome to Football America, presented as ever by our pals over at Draft Kings. Draft Kings, the crown is yours, whether you're in Miami or Los Angeles,

New York City, or on the banks of the Three Rivers. It's the right way to go here. Now let's talk

about the draft. As the viewer can see, if you're listening, Hope Balls Well, wherever you

are, if you're looking at me, I apologize for what is looking back at you.

I've barely had time, you see, to take a shower. In fact, I haven't even washed myself.

I'm in the same clothes I was in on Thursday night that I sit here on Thursday morning in between rounds one and two of the NFL draft.

A mixed bag, I feel like, in terms of the reaction, the fan base is out there.

Generally, there's overflowing optimism, it feels.

Like I would say maybe two-thirds at least of the NFL fan bases are enthused.

I feel like there's a lot of negativity going on right now with some of the reactions

sight unseen from

the student athletes just drafted now into the NFL.

First things first, as we say hello to everybody, it is episode 61.

And so, as always, it's time to name the greatest number 61 in NFL, nay, sports history.

Gino and Mike, Mike and Gino Fuenentes, what's the poop fella? How are you? Fellas, how are you? We're all right here. We're, uh, well, I'm racking my brain trying to come up with a 61, though. We got nothing for football, man. We got, that's a barred wasteland of names. We got some. I wonder if you knew. I wonder if you had Ian Achor.

If nobody told you his name was Max and you're like, who did they draft?

Who did the Steelers draft?

And you said, Ian Achor, where would you think he was from?

Like you think it's like from Wales or something?

You think he's Maxwell or Maximilian?

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