Oh, yeah. Better than this, I don't know what I'm doing. I can't do this shit.

What's better than this guy?

It's here on the Draft Dudes podcast.

Presented by Locked On, it's Joe Marino and Kyle Crabs from the Tract Network.

And we are your host here on this Wednesday edition of the show.

Kyle has informed me that there is a loose cricket in his office.

And with all the things on the loose in the mid-Atlantic, I am a little nervous.

It's, uh, so my, my workstation is technically like, we don't have an underground basement,

but we have like a first four, which is a foyer and my office.

So it came in somehow from the outside and I I have this big, like, mahogany desk that's probably 300 pounds total.

I mean, it's several pieces that are just situated together, and it's up against the wall, and it's back behind the desk somewhere.

I cannot reach it.

It does not make noise until I'm in here for like 10 minutes

at a time and then it starts chirping. So if you hear any noises, it's either the cricket or it's

me kicking the wall to get the cricket to stop. You're on terms now with the cricket. When you do

kick the wall, it's... Well, as soon as we're done here here we'll pull this desk out and I'm gonna smash this thing oh wow a bug killer I'm gonna tear apart the room and put this thing out because I can't have this understood well week one as you know is in the books but week well one will lie to you, right? That's kind of what's always interesting. You don't want to get too high. You don't want to get too low. Some things will be true, though. And so what we've done is identified six different talking points today that are prevalent storylines from week one, but we need to figure out if they're lies or if they're

truths. So we're going to bring these up one at a time, and Kyle and I will let you know if it's

a truth or a lie. And the first one is a fun one. Mitch Trubisky. Kyle did a piece on him today for

the draft network.com. And my question is truth or lie? Mitch Trubisky has plateaued as the NFL starting quarterback.

I mean, I hate to say it, but I think he has.

He's just doing the

I watched the game in preparation for the article that I wrote and I watched

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